1. When entering a cross walk, make eye contact with the drivers. When they give you the little old lady go-ahead sign. Sprint your best 100 yards across, knees up, arms pumping.
2. Stand at the door of the movies and enter just as a young man is coming out. Often times they will give you a hot ” hello” then suddenly look sick when they realize you’re not blonde.
3.Freak out the Karaoke crowd by performing a current rap song
4. Wear a bikini.
5. Pass a man while jogging, even if you have to dive into the nearby bushes breathless, you will have made an impression.
6. Tell men your own age that they’re too young for you and they may even agree.
7. When eating something completely unhealthy tell observers you heard it was good for your hair.
8. When in Los Angeles you can confidently tell your internet date that your hair color makes you easy to pick out in a crowd.
9. Nothing says “don’t mess with me” like a sneer and a full head of grey hair.
10. Buy blue shampoo. It guarantees none of your roommates will borrow it.