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The harm in a liberal arts education

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1. Instead of pulling over or bailing out and running when you hear a siren, you tie yourself to the steering wheel.

2. When consulting the GPS, your default is the road less travelled.

3. You got thrown out of the theater before the film started for loudly hypothesizing “I bet Darth is his father.”

4.You’re always trying to convince someone that no, good fences don’t make good neighbors.

5. No one will listen to your downloads of Tony Orlando and Rosy fingered Dawn.

6.When you quote Tom Jones or Xanadu, you aren’t singing.

7. Tristam Shandy pajamas

8. Your copy of Vanity Fair is thicker than the one everyone else has.

9. You christen your boat Finnigan so you can peer aft with a superior air.

10. When you travel to Phoenix, you compulsively rent a firebird.

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My head is so big because it has so many holes and air gets in.

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  1. Recently I was exploring a single-track bike trail that runs through the woods of Kincaid Park. I came upon a fork in the leaf-covered path, and a fraction of a moment later, a pair of bicyclists approached from another direction, and stopped nearby. The lead rider seemed no more certain of the course to take than I felt. When he looked up I could only offer, “two roads diverged in a yellow wood,” followed by a shrug.

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