I can paste a photo of someone I am angry at on an egg and blow it up in my microwave.
I can take a photo of someone I am mad at by converting my microwave into a pinhole camera. After doing so, I may not be able to use the microwave/camera to blow up the photo on the egg. A cardboard box would do a better job as a camera.
I can spy on my roommates by cutting a hole in the kitchen counter and in the bottom of the microwave. Then I can hide in the cabinet underneath and have my head sitting in the microwave. This will really freak them out. They usually open the microwave before turning it on, so I think my brain is safe.
I can scare away men over 50 by continually opening the microwave while it is on, especially when they are near it. They may know that microwaves don’t render them infertile but do they really believe everything they read?
I can bake brownies in my microwave. They are guaranteed to be the worst brownies ever but they will bake quickly. Because I live in Alaska, I can bake special brownies really quickly in my microwave although this is totally against Federal regulations. Federal regulations and benefits are going the way of Star Trek Conventions so I may need a bigger microwave.
I can put a yellow Peep in the microwave and get it to puff up like the president’s hair.
I can go to Goodwill or Salvation Army and get a big old school webcam and glue it to the top of my microwave. Then I will add some disco lighting synched with Bluetooth speakers and Put the whole thing in my bicycle basket or on the top of my car and ride around town playing songs which will make America great again.
I can use my microwave as a blunt weapon to attack intruders and other undesirables.
I can heat up paranoia and racial hatred by putting them in the microwave for two and a half minutes.
I can make a Jello mold of the president then put it in the microwave and watch it dissolve.