Was not surprised to see “Noah” was already playing at the 2nd run cinema up the street. I was surprised to learn that he was a vegetarian Viking.
Here is Ragnar, the “Noah” of the TV series “Vikings”
Here is Noah after killing about a thousand people with the help of his rock band
Not to belabor the point but doesn’t this guy look like he fell from the same tree?
Is it a coincidence or an omen that Anthony Hopkins is in both Thor and Noah?
Then there’s the fraggle rock creatures who are disappointed in the human race but help Noah build the ark because he kind of reminds them of Adam. I admit, at first I thought they were an entirely fictitious departure from the biblical text until I saw this.
If that’s not proof of The Circle of Life then I don’t know what is! Remember we’re all a little Viking, so watch yourself around hammers and axes. If you become obsessed with building a big boat and killing lots of people, you might want to chill. One thing I did learn from the movie Noah is that vegetarians can be just as dangerous as people who eat meat.