God goes to work, not me.
There’s chocolate in the file cabinet.
I get a vacation every 8 hours
Somebody here deserves respect, let’s find out who I can give it to today.
Nothing like a walk to come up with a solution to a problem.
When the computer becomes my enemy, it’s time to clean the office!
I dare myself to speak in a bad French accent all day, even in my head.
It isn’t against any policy to do jumping jacks.
I can always sleep in the car.