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Why I like being Darth Vader

  Did you take that Star Wars quiz on Facebook? Admit it, you’ld rather take a projective test like this than go to a therapist.   I won the grand prize – Darth Vader-dom!

Here’s why.

  1.    Pleased with shiny things like a polished black helmet

2.         Enjoy hearing myself breathe

3.       Not a lot of lines to memorize because the cape does the talking

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4.       Like my chocolate on the dark side

5.         Have fun promenading around with the other Sith Lords

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6.     The remote is right on my chest – don’t get grabby!

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7.      Meaner than Springsteen on the mouth organ

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8.        TSA misses light saber every time

9.   .     Get to hang with The Terminator at Evil Villain Meet Ups

10.     Better looking as  I age

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About polarflares

My head is so big because it has so many holes and air gets in.

2 responses »

  1. Loved this, excellent! Especially 6.

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