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How cold is too cold in Alaska?

 

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Trucks on the ice – must be cold!

 

1.   When  Sarah Palin starts to look warm hearted.

2.   When your Baked Alaska gives you frostbite through the oven mitts.

3.  When your fahrenheit temp. has reverted to lower than your celcius, ( around -41 F)

4.  When even babies have white beards.

5.  When you have to put your Slurpee in the microwave.

6.  When at 3:30 pm,  they turn the heat off at work to save money, and you start losing consciousness. (Is that just me?)

7. When the utility of puffy coats outweighs the absolute horror of their fashion wrongness.

8.  There are none of those statue/mime people like in San Francisco here because they would die.

9.  When everyone looks like they’re ready to rob a bank.

10.  When you see a pile of garbage and there’s no ravens – that means it’s too damn cold!

 

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My head is so big because it has so many holes and air gets in.

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  1. I have one of my own experience:

    when you don’t have time to blow dry your hair and can instantly sculpt a master piece of frozen hair on stepping out the front door….
    despite the cold. I loved living in Alaska 🙂 I can only dream of the day I get to move out there permanently. 🙂
    Number 1 made me smile 🙂

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    • And sometimes your hair seems like it could actually break off! Poor Sarah, she seemed clueless at first, a fish out of water, but now she’s clearly an ice queen, feeding her lust for attention with finely tuned negativity.

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