Trucks on the ice – must be cold!
1. When Sarah Palin starts to look warm hearted.
2. When your Baked Alaska gives you frostbite through the oven mitts.
3. When your fahrenheit temp. has reverted to lower than your celcius, ( around -41 F)
4. When even babies have white beards.
5. When you have to put your Slurpee in the microwave.
6. When at 3:30 pm, they turn the heat off at work to save money, and you start losing consciousness. (Is that just me?)
7. When the utility of puffy coats outweighs the absolute horror of their fashion wrongness.
8. There are none of those statue/mime people like in San Francisco here because they would die.
9. When everyone looks like they’re ready to rob a bank.
10. When you see a pile of garbage and there’s no ravens – that means it’s too damn cold!