10. One less piece of sports equipment cluttering up my living room for the day
9. Still enough snow and ice to kill myself on the trail if I really
Extra fancy moose nuggets!
8. Early morning is a great time to collect moose poop and other feces before everyone else gets it.
7. Show off my retro self-poisoning water bottle. Offer others a drink. EXTERMINATE!
6. Use wrong turn signals and potential help land a plane at Merrill field.
5. Admire the pollen.
4. Sneak up behind pedestrians and laugh like a vampire before saying “On your neck”
3. Best time to check email.
2. Always amusing at the end of the day to remember I don’t have my car.
1. Feelings of smugness and superiority I maintain until the first ten people pass me.