1. I’m not going to win the Jody Jordan contest in this outfit
2. I want my Maypo!
3. I know this hairstyle is going to suit me better when I go grey.
4. You can’t hear the brook in this picture but I can.
5. One banana, two banana, three banana four.
6. I’m not sure if I believe in Jesus but I like the songs.
8. My sister has a stuffed animal named Mule-Kick
9. Hi Danny! Hi Lee!
10. Nixon may be the next president I better start living it up.
11. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck? I’m hiding my buck teeth.
12. I would like to write a report on The Great Alaskan Earthquake.
13. I would like to be a priest when I grow up.
14. Have you tried looking relaxed when your hair feels like it’s being pulled into a cotton gin?
15. I just read Oliver Twist, Classic comic version.
16. I can’t believe I went to a Donkey basketball game.
17. Why can’t we wear tiara’s at First Communion?
18. Oh my God I am heartily sorry for having offended thee.
19. I’ve already had some bad thoughts so can I change into shorts?
20. Things just get worse, don’t they?