1. Everyone looks stiff and uncomfortable, not just me.
2. Trendy knitted headbands with huge flowers on them make everyone look like Snowflake Barbie.
3. Walking on snow sounds like I’m annihilating Cap’n Crunch
4. Actually can’t wait to get to work because it will be so much warmer than my car
6. Always fun to figure out exactly what -15 degrees Fahrenheit means in Celsius.
7. Time to wear a puffy coat and smash into someone else wearing one yelling “bumper coats!”
8. My dragon breath actually looks like dragon breath.
9. Teenagers in shorts and sandals make me feel good about being old and not quite as angry.
10. My car starting up in the morning sounds like The Tardis.