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Nerds are us

I'm a pumpkin, I'm a carrot, I'm a nerd!

 I became eccentric in my adolescence.There were two paths, I took the one more nerdy.    Nerds usually come out fine in the long run, but sometimes it’s a real long run.

 I  never thought of myself as a nerd until today. I bet this lack of self awareness is an essential element of nerdiness. But wait, I only joined the math club because of the boys. What ‘s the difference between  someone who studies several hours a day then sits down with a library book or a good variety show and a nerd? This was and still is, normal behavior, or so I thought. I knew that other people dated, drove cars, talked on the phone. They just weren’t me or my family.

  My mother, owner of several mini skirts and white patent leather boots, tried to stop me from going outside in my overly colorful outfits. I thought nerds wore black but I guess the best definition would be that no one else would ever wear what we do by choice. The outfit I remember her objecting to was a green polyester turtleneck, red corduroy skirt, (knee length even) with a plaid sash. Unfortunately, I chose to wear the plaid sash tied in a big bow around my neck. There may even be a photo of me wearing this in the high school yearbook.

  My uncle told my mother she should stop me from going to the library or I would become a librarian. Indeed I epitomized the slender, celibate theological librarian in my 30’s. At least I was working at a liberal theological library with a bunch of ex-nuns. I guess we’re just skirting around the math club issue again. If I like the company of nerds, I must share their tribal blood.  This job was after I gave up being a floor sander,  a not quite nerdy job, but certainly one where outsiders abound. My co-worker was a classically trained pianist and a my boss a wanna be rock star.

 I discovered running in my 20’s. Unlike the other members of the track team I didn’t run for points  or winning  but  because it was delightful. I think there may be other runners who  stop, walk or even sit and investigate their surroundings but not during a race.  I liked being  alone and present, not worrying.  Funny ideas would come up. Some were really good, just like the ones people get when they smoke pot except I could remember them afterwards.

 When my ankles hurt from too much running, (another nerdy thing is I never know when to stop doing anything like running or talking), I took up biking. I didn’t do the cool type of biking, like mountain biking or touring. I became a bike commuter. Most bike commuters have been nerds unless they have dui’s.  Bike commuting is another outsider sport. It’s not  sexy like roller blading, roller derby or even owning your own car.

 Maybe that’s what it means to be a nerd. Nerds are the opposite of sexy. Sexy is not having stains or lint on your clothes. Sexy is cool. I have never been cool. I once had a man tell me I should wear sunglasses so that I could appear more cool. I honestly thought sunglasses were for eye protection and my eyes never hurt in the sun.

Now,in mental health recovery, I often look back to the many years when I didn’t know what to call what I was dealing with. I guess I can finally own who I am and celebrate a little. My closet is full of inappropriate costumes. I even own a Tommy Hilfiger rain dress. It’s so short I have to wear leggings underneath it but then tunics are so in now. I’m sure some people  question the sanity of a woman of indeterminate age wearing a waterproof mini frock but then I can always tell them. Pardon me,  I’m a nerd.


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6 responses »

  1. I let my teen wear crazy colors too, but I told her that I think she is the bravest person I know…she definitely doesn’t care (or cares so much she wants to make a big impression) about what others think. Unfortunately for her, I think I’m a nerd, so I probably don’t have the best fashion sense.

    • Hey, you have a pretty neat blog though. I think most bloggers are nerds at heart. No one could listen to me talk all this stuff out so I write it down and voila all of a sudden I’m a writer instead of a nerd!

  2. Do you think if someone enjoy’s reading polarflares they are nerdy??

    • I suppose it could mean that you don’t spend your time reading People magazine and following Ashton Kushner’s tweets. That is, you prefer the company of like minded nerds instead of those who fit in with the aspirations of mainstream America. We are more like the salmon who may have missed the turn off to the breeding stream but also missed the fishermen.

  3. Perhaps it works as a label of convenience, but “nerd” has never before crossed my mind in conjunction with you. I think you’ve a legitimate claim on being utterly unique, and that’s no small thing in my opinion.

    Next year, why not show up at Thanksween in a miniskirt and patent leather boots? That should stop some hearts.

    Re: stains and lint: Uh oh. I figured that if I didn’t notice that, other people weren’t likely to, either.

    • Ah but you are my friend and let if I’m a nerd then you are, perhaps, maybe…..? A nerd is someone like Obama, who breaks the expectations of the world by being a little more intense and a little more out of line with the mainstream. Not such a bad thing really.


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