1. I wonder if that driver had sex this morning?
2. I wonder how many times total sex was engaged in inside that motor vehicle?
3. Remember when taking a left hand turn was fun?
4. I bet I’ll feel lucky I’m late if this is the morning someone goes postal at work.
5. I could always stop and buy some delicious pastries for everyone, then they won’t think I just got up late.
6. I wonder how much time it would take me to get to work 100 years ago?
7. I wonder if my job existed 100 years ago?
8. I wonder if my job will exist 100 years from now?
9. At least there’s no BLACK ICE today!
10. I really appreciate my life after I make it through BLACK ICE.
11. Didn’t I vote for Jerry Brown once?
12. Those metal testicles sure are shiny.
13. How do you say “I like your shiny metal testicles” in French?
14. Waterworld wasn’t that bad a movie.
15. I have candy at home.
16. Blink was the best Doctor Who episode ever.
17. I don’t care if I make it through that green light. I’m just on my way to work.
18. When that car revved it’s engine it sounded like the tardis.
19. Am I obsessed with Doctor Who?
20. I know there was a Boxer Rebellion. I hope there isn’t a pit bull rebellion.
21. I hope there are other things like Doctor Who that I can discover before I die.