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Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.

Your mother will break your back, if she finds you smoking (her) crack.

Break a mirror, seven years of bad luck.

Mirror a break dancer, seven years of arthritis.

Don’t let a black cat cross your path.

Elect a black cat for president to change the world.

Find a penny.  Pick it up.  All the day you’ll have good luck.

Find a penny.  Pick it up. Tomorrow you’ll go to the chiropractor and that’ll cost you.

It’s good luck to find a four leaf clover.

When driving a clover leaf in L.A., use caution.

It’s bad luck to walk under a ladder.

People use ladders when they’re working, you should be so lucky.


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